10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "No river, no fish."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."