10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.