10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright