10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."