10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)