10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.