10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "No river, no fish."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel