10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson