10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.