10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."