10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.