10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003