10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers