10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- It's Free To Fold...