10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph