10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."