10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'