10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.