10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "No river, no fish."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]