10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"