10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts