10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.