10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen