10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek