10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.