10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it