10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- It's Free To Fold...
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob