10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.