10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"