10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer