10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs