10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.