10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack