10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.