10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi