10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm