10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson