10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS