10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---