10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament