10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls