10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion