10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician