10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."