10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.