10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.