10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.