10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"