10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it