10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.